Thursday, February 26, 2009

PMS my a**

So this site is officially ridiculous. I have a few issues with it, just a few.
First, I love how men always want to blame our bitchiness on PMS...sometimes we just need to be bitches (probably in part because of men).
Second, why on earth do you need to be able to keep track of 5 women's cycles at once...can you say cheater.
Third, it says your mom is someone you could track...come on do you really want to know your mom that intimately boys?
Fourth, there is a freaking chat room where they can post who has the bitchier girlfriend... I am sure when your girlfriend reads it you will win that contest hands down.
Fifth, here is the advice they gave to guys if your girlfriend is PMSing....During PMS women can feel bloated and unattractive. Show her how you really feel with some sexy lingerie...Exactly what we want when we are feeling fat, something that doesn't cover us. We would rather have a comfy pair of PJ pants and some chocolate. (all the more proof that this was written by a man)
Sixth, it claims to save relationships.... if you have to go to this site you don't deserve to be saved.
And of course, don't forget to stop by the store and buy something.... becuase then those 5 women would never know what you were up to!!!!!

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